You’re a fat ass, in debt up to your chins. You waddle into your crappy job every day wishing you could find a better one...

...but let’s face it; with your lack of education it was difficult for you just learning how to get the fries out of the fryer without burning yourself. You would love to get into better shape, but last time you got on a treadmill you spilled your cocktail, and the cigarette kept falling out of your mouth. You long for the day that a “special someone” discovers the bountiful wonder that is YOU. You’ll fall madly in love, the stress will all disappear, and finally you’ll take that fabulous vacation you’ve been putting off for so long because it costs so much to buy a seat on a plane for each half of your ass. Alas, with your newfound happiness firmly grasped in your chubby, tobacco-stained hands, you'll quit feeling sorry for yourself and actually start doing something to help other people.

Okay…so maybe this story doesn’t describe you with total accuracy, but according to many sources that list the most popular New Year’s resolutions, you might see at least a little bit of you in that paragraph.

People who make New Year’s resolutions do not succeed with them approximately 99% of the time (okay…I pulled that statistic out of my ass, but it truly is a very high number.) Sadly, the majority of this failure is not because someone started working on a goal and it just didn’t work…most of the failure is because people don’t even START working toward the goal.

The secret to success is to take REAL action, NOW…while you’re motivated by the whole New Year, “get a fresh start” thing. So do it! The most common resolutions are listed below. Each has one or more links which will connect you to excellent sources of information on that topic. Do it now! Take action! Be one of the very, VERY few who actually succeed at their New Year’s resolutions. Make 2010 YOUR year! Good luck! And pass this along to everyone you know who could use some help with their resolutions!


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